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[Saturday the 30th, 07.06PM] The following is An invitation, therefore, Is not a haiku. Vegan Dinner Party/Summertime Slumber Party/Awesome Kid Bike Ride There will be a delicious vegan buffet, then an awesome bike ride with a stop at the fabulous yet mildly pungent Park School Pond, and conclude with a slumber party in my backyard. Everyone who wants to come is invited. It will be beautiful. Please comment if you think you'd like to attend! (The date is yet to be decided.) P.S.- Everyone remember that the Foam Party at Styr Nightclub is this friday! Please come! I can get the first few people who tell me they are coming in for free, and everyone else can get in two for one (5 dollars per person). 12 | comment

[Sunday the 10th, 04.53PM] Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86% Stability |||||||||| 40% Orderliness |||||| 26% Altruism |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||| 23% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56% Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56% Work ethic |||| 16% Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63% Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63% Wealth |||||||||||||| 56% Dependency |||||||||||||| 56% Change averse |||||| 30% Cautiousness |||||||||| 36% Individuality |||||||||||| 43% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70% Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63% Physical Fitness |||||| 24% Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63% Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76% Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test personality tests by similarminds.com 1 | comment

[Thursday the 9th, 10.54PM] http://buffalorising.blogspot.com/2005/06/you-ever-hear-of-buffalo-bike-posse.html 2 | comment

[Saturday the 4th, 06.07PM] I work at Subway. Ga ha ha ha ha. 2 | comment

[Saturday the 4th, 02.05AM] Holy shit. I am a whore. ? 4 | comment

[Friday the 3rd, 03.04PM] [ mood | listless ] [ music | The Polyphonic Spree ] If I work at Denny's, will you all come and let me serve you? Foam Party tonight: I know it is lame, but please, please come. Call me about it: 8393358 4 | comment

[Wednesday the 1st, 05.12PM] I saw you in the statue of mirrors. You were rearranging your bangs and your curls. I saw you in the house of spirits. You were fixing your scarf tightly round your neck. If you want to have a picnic I'll bring the watermelon and the bottle of wine. If you want to go to the beach I'll bring the towels and we'll waste all our time. 3 | comment

[Tuesday the 31st, 12.06AM] My heart is heavy. The emo flame is burning. Here I come, summer. 1 | comment

[Sunday the 29th, 01.24AM] I'm hoping to be, For all of our short summer, A dirty hippie. But I applied at Some stores that do not like dreads. Now what do I do? I also applied At Hot Topic (Laugh Out Loud). It's all about the music. For a couple days We're going to be homeless. We will sleep outside. I want to do lots of cinematography and picture taking. I think that sometimes A haiku loophole can be Found in contractions. Instead of it is I say It's and the second syllable is gone. My CD is done. It is time for me to go. Sleep is good for me. 4 | comment

[Sunday the 29th, 01.08AM] It is okay to Listen to Bright Eyes every Once in a blue moon. comment

[Wednesday the 25th, 09.43PM] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Matty Pop Chart ] http://audio44.archive.org/1/audio/pixfree01/24_Matty_Pop_Charts_Song_vbr.mp3 Here is a good song. It is by Matty Pop Chart. Listen to it please. I love him a lot. He makes me have butterflies. He dances real well. I have decided that my livejournal will be only in haikus. Today was sunny. The sun and warmth felt lovely. I need summer now. Remember to use five seven five for haikus: The key to success. 3 | comment

L.O.L. @ Star Wars [Tuesday the 24th, 06.25PM] [ mood | sick ] [ music | You Love Me- Kimya Dawson ] "Love can't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can." Seriously.... Spawn of Gabler was better. 9 | comment

I Was Being Absolutely Honest Too... [Monday the 23rd, 10.25PM] [ mood | Emo I Guess? ] [ music | Kimya Dawson- Singing Machine ] Fuck: Take the quiz: "How emo are you?" Holy Shit Your Emo Holy shit you actually are emo! Congratulations on not being a poser. Take the quiz: "What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::" Emo You are all about yourself. You're a lover and when things don't go your way you become depressed. Chances are you're a very nice and likeable person but most people don't see that in you. You endulge in writing poetry and music and perhaps art. You're all about being loved and sometimes it gets to the point that your love becomes selfishness. Take the quiz: "GOTH, PUNK, EMO, METAL HEAD, SCREAMO, POSER, WHICH 1 ARE YOU???" EMO, go cry somewhere, your taking up space How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry. Bet you heard that one before... Darkness is the only light suicide the way, if you don't like life, tuff, deal with it and try to make the best of it, if not then kill yourself already and stop complaining 3 | comment

[Saturday the 21st, 01.44PM] [ mood | cranky ] [ music | Mirah ] Fan. Fucking. Tastic. 3 | comment

[Monday the 16th, 05.39PM] [ mood | KyOOT! ] [ music | DaT BlU I'd KyooT(EEE)- By00Tifull S0uL ] SoOoOo... I c.h.a.n.g.e.d. mai LAYout bEcausE I am [fEElinG] sOOOOper cLiChE. So, Lyke, ThUrSdAy eye Em GeTTiNgg A SpRaY TaN AfTeR ScHoOlzz and I'm To[tall]Y hopINg tHat I EnD uPP lOOkin' Like PaRis (or) LinDsay oR sOmeOne ~*KYOOTZ*~ LykE dat, yew Kno? ANd thEn on FrIday I m GoinG TO GET mAI HaIr CuT Juss Lyke AshlEE SimPson CuZ I ♥ LoVe ♥ HeRR!! ThEn, I Am GoInG t.o ~!(PROM)!~ wIt Dat HoTTie Max Dat YeW all KnO! Itzzz GoinG 2 Be SEEEEEEW funZZZ!!!! AHhHhHh!111!!!!!!1!!1 5 | comment

Ouch, My Heart. [Monday the 16th, 12.12AM] [ mood | disappointed ] [ music | Vidrar Vel Til Loftárása- Sigur Ros ] Sorry, let me explain: I have never had a meaningful relationship. That breaks my heart. I hate lust/horomones. I hate that I feel things so much. I hate teenage angst. I hate it when people have to leave. I hate. 1 | comment

I Hope You Die. I Hope We Both Die. [Monday the 16th, 12.08AM] [ mood | nauseated ] [ music | Vidrar Vel Til Loftárása- Sigur Ros ] Seriously, why am I crying? I hate that after so long it can all still feel so fresh, and hurt so badly. It's such bull shit. Everything. I need to finish this bull shit script and go drink myself to sleep. I don't care that there is blood on my rug and that my room smells like sweat and cinnamon. It can all wait. I feel sick. 5 | comment

I Feel So Good Right Now [Saturday the 14th, 12.50AM] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | The Mountain Goats ] ( Best Night. Ever. ) 3 | comment

Pretty... PRETTY CHEESY! [Wednesday the 11th, 10.28PM] [ mood | {still] Sad, Mostly ] [ music | [still] NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL! ] In an effort to get people to look into each other's eyes more, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover and proudly say I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you. When she doesn't respond, I know she's used up all her words so I slowly whisper I love you, thirty-two and a third times. After that, we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe. 8 | comment

And In The Dark We Will Take Off Our Clothes [Wednesday the 11th, 10.15PM] [ mood | Sad, Mostly ] [ music | NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL! ] Sometimes I am pretty: but also, sometimes, I am not: I'll write a large update someday or other. Also, I think I will make a poems livejournal, because that's the trendy thing to do, apparently. But seriously, I don't think I'll give it to anyone, because I am LE CLICHE. Oh, and I am a really good artist: 3 | comment

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